Rangers Reaction: McDonagh, King Henry, Michael Del Zaster; PLUS: Lisa Ann!

The last thing Ranger fans want to see

The injury bug has been contagious in Rangertown this season. Before the season even started, starting center, Derek Stepan fractured his fibula in a freak accident during practice. Before the second period could even start in the Rangers first game against the St. Louis Blues this season, defensemen & the anointed messiah of the powerplay, Dan Boyle, went down with a broken hand. These were two huge losses for the Rangers, and the Rangers have had to mix and match lines in the hopes of finding success. So, last night, when Ryan McDonagh was crumpled down on the ice, holding his shoulder in agony, it gave Ranger fans a major scare.

Ryan McDonagh, the American captain, and one of the youngest captains in Ranger history, has a history of shoulder issues. During last night's game, in the first period, McDonagh took a clean hit from Winnipeg Jets left winger Evander Kane. McDonagh writhed in agony. While at the game, nothing was announced to the crowd, but it only took a few minutes to receive texts from friends, that McDonagh, one of the most likable Rangers on the club, was diagnosed with a separated shoulder. To put the icing on the cake, rugged defenseman Kevin Klein was also injured, with a foot contusion. Let's not also forget that another Rangers defensemen, John Moore was also out, serving his first game of a five game suspension, for a dirty hit on Monday night, against the Minnesota Wild.

Defensemen Dan Girardi & Marc Staal, both important members of Ranger teams past and present, wound up logging their most minutes of the season. New comers, Matt Hunwick and Mike Kostka, would also get the most ice time in their short NHL careers. If there is anything positive about any of these injuries, it is the play of Matt Hunwick. Hunwick has stepped up huge for the Rangers ever since the injury to Dan Boyle. On the flipside, after a shit-show of a game against the Islanders, where Kostka was responsible for two bad turnovers that led to two goals, Kostka played well under the pressure  last night against the Winnipeg Jets.

There is no word on how long the injuries to McDonagh or Klein will be. Klein could possibly be back Monday, to skate against the Blues, while the McDonagh injury seems more serious. With Moore still out with a suspension, the Rangers are going to have to make decisions. The Rangers, who will definitely need at least one defenseman from their minor league affiliate, the Hartford Wolfpack, may need two, come Monday night.

This is where I'm hoping the blueshirts will finally give Dylan "THE UNDERTAKER" McIlrath a shot. The knock on McIlrath is his speed and that he takes too many penalties. However, seeing 90% of Ranger games live and the rest on TV, it is apparent that outside of Mats Zuccarrello, the Rangers are missing a scrappy guy. They have no enforcer at all. They are missing the play of Derek Dorsett (traded to Vancouver) and Dan Carcillo (free agent, Chicago). They don't have that goon, and the Rangers, while taking clean hits, are taking huge hits on the ice without fear of repercussion.

McIlrath, at only 22 years old, played a few games for the squad last year, in a relief role. While he will not earn a full-time defensemen spot with this team anytime soon, this could be a good try-out to see what the Rangers have with him. It has worked thus far with Hunwick. It will also give the Rangers a true goon, that they sorely need to help the team.

However, who will most likely come up will be Conor Allen, who logged several games with the Rangers last year. Conor is more finished and polished than McIlrath, but doesn't bring the same intensity nor fear to his opponents like McIlrath does. Conor is smoother with the puck and is capable of scoring as well, something that the Rangers desperately need.

In either event, this recent injury to Ryan McDonagh couldn't have happened at a worse time for the Rangers, due to what is going on with their other defensemen. The only positive is that it is still the beginning of the season, where roster moves and seeing what you have is still an option.

Get well soon MacTruck.

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Can he be called King without a Crown?

Henrik Lundqvist will go down as one of the greatest goalies in New York Rangers history. However, until he wins a Stanley Cup, Mike Richter will always be the greatest Rangers goalie to me. Henrik might break every single Rangers goaltending record, but until he is skating around with the Stanley Cup over his head, he is just a great goalie, not the best, in Rangers history.

Listen, I love screaming "HEN-RY" after every big save at the Garden like anyone else. Hank has carried this team through many games in the past. He's won playoff rounds. But is he the same goalie this year after getting his mega-deal? 

The knock by non-Ranger fans about Henrik, or Hank,  is that he is a pretty boy model. Perhaps he spends more time on photo shoots than practicing saving shots from shooters. Hank should be allowed to live his life, but it's hard to believe him when he says he will do anything to win a Cup.

The NHL Salary Cap for 2014-2015 is $69 million dollars. I think that is a low number, as do many people. Due to such a low number, the Rangers lost many good players after their Stanley Cup run. The Rangers lost Anton Stralman (They are missing him huge this season), Benoit Pouliot, Brad Richards, Brian Boyle, Derek Dorsett, and Dan Carcillo. So when Henrik Lundqvist says he will do anything to win a Cup, why did he make a big stink about his contract negotiations and only came up for air & to smile once he signed a 7 year deal for $8.5 million a year?

The salary cap will be increased over the years. However, in 2014-2015, Hank's contract is 8.1% of team payroll. Hank is a multi-millionaire several times over. In sports, we have seen other elite players, who have already made more money that they could ever spend, take paycuts for the better of the team and to win a championship. Guys like Tom Brady and Eli Manning have done it. A legend like Ray Borque did it. If Hank would only take 5% of payroll, the Rangers could've kept Stralman and either pursue a scorer like Paul Stastny during the off-season or even kept someone else from the 2013-2014 roster, a team that took a while to gel. 

Hank considers himself an elite goalie, but in two back-to-back Saturday games, he was bested by better goalies in Carey Price in Montreal, and now Ondrej Pavelec of the Jets. Granted, Hank pitched a shutout last night, but when the game was on the line, he faltered, where Pavelec succeeded. Hank is a great goalie and will always be. But I'm not sure if he's even a top 5 goalie in this league anymore, despite being the HIGHEST PAID GOALIE in the NHL. The second highest paid goalie, Pekka Rinne, of Nashville is getting $7 million, $1.5 million dollars less than Hank.

Sorry Hank, but if you want to be the highest paid goalie in the NHL, you need to start playing like you're the best goalie in the NHL. For that money, I expect you stand on your head every night. Sometimes you got to make the saves that others can't make. Sometimes you need to be the best player on the ice. If you want the Cup, then either start winning games on your own this season or take a paycut so you can get help. I don't blame Hank for the Rangers lack of scoring in some games this season, but look at the opposition. Their goalies are making the stops and carrying their teams. Time for Hank to put down the bronzer and nut up.

And if he can't do that, then there's a special GOALBUSTER chomping at the bit for a chance. I have no problem saying "IN CAM WE TRUST!"

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Former Ranger known as Michael Del Zaster to Ranger fans, but goes by Michael Del Zotto everywhere else

In closing this week, I would be remiss if I didn't bring up former Ranger Michael Del Zotto. Del Zotto, traded for Kevin Klein mid-way during last season, is currently playing for the Philadelphia Flyers.

First the good on Michael Del Zotto. Del Zotto does alot of charity work, despite being a so-so hockey player. He is not well known, he's not a superstar, but with the fame he does have, he does many charity events, often unpublicized. 

Last year, Sports Illustrated did an article on Del Zotto, after his trade to Nashville, about a special friendship he has with a kid with cerebral palsy. This story here: http://www.nj.com/flyers/index.ssf/2014/09/watch_flyers_michael_del_zotto_surprises_his_handicapped_buddy_with_home_visit.html reiterates that SI article.

It's a nice story. Despite playing with his third NHL team in 10 months, MDZ has kept his friendship going on with this unfortunate child.  In the SI article, the parents even said it was amazing how MDZ went out of his way to make sure their child Liam always felt good about himself. It really is touching, and shows the good that sports can bring to peoples lives. 

But then there is this:

Michael Del Zotto apparently can't score on the ice or with porn stars either!!!

As I was doing my daily Ranger reading, checking out sites, blogs, twitter and facebook groups. I stumbled on that post. Not sure if it was true, or just another shot at Michael Del Zaster, I googled Michael Del Zaster + Lisa Ann and came across this:

http://hockeybroads.com/threads/37249-Help-Find-Michael-Del-Zotto-a-Date?p=2733318

Now if you don't know who Lisa Ann is, let me give you her credits from IMDB.com. If you're not familiar with IMDB.com, it is the number one site for an actress or actor's film credits.

Enjoy:

Movie Title	Distributor	Notes	Year	Rev	Formats
2 Chicks Same Time 13	Pure Play Media	Facial	2013	1	DR
2 Chicks Same Time 8	Pure Play Media		2010	1	DR
25 Sexiest Boobs Ever	Elegant Angel		2012		DRO
30 Rock: A XXX Parody	New Sensations	Facial	2009	3	DRO
Addicted 6	New Sensations		2009	3	DRO
Adult Insider 9	X3Sixty Network	NonSex	2013		O
Adult Video News Awards 1996	VCA	NonSex	1996
Airotica	Sin City	Facial	1996	2	DRO
All Alone 4	3rd Degree	MastOnly	2008	2	DRO
All For You	Leisure Time Entertainment		1998
All Star Celebrity XXX: Lisa Ann	Pleasure Productions	IR	2012		DR
All Stars	3rd Degree		2010	1	DRO
American Bad Asses	3rd Degree		2010	4	DRO
American MILF 2: Enter the Cougar	Vivid		2008	2	DO
Anal Boot Camp	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial DP A2M	2012	4	DRO
Anal Cavity Search 6	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Creampie	2009	5	DRO
Anal Champions of the World 2	Jules Jordan Video		2014	2	DRO
Anal Delights 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M	2011	5	DRO
Anal Dream Team	Evil Angel	Anal A2M	2013	1	DRO
Anal Invitation	Jules Jordan Video	Anal	2012	4	DRO
Anal Junkies On Cock 1	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M IR	2009	6	DRO
Anal Prostitutes On Video 7	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial	2009	5	DRO
Angel Eyes	Metro	NonSex	1995		DRO
Angel Perverse 19	Evil Angel	IR	2011	1	DRO
Angel Perverse 22	Evil Angel		2011	1	DRO
Apprentass 6	Zero Tolerance		2006	1	DRO
Ask Mommy	Zero Tolerance		2012		DRO
Ass Cleavage 8	Zero Tolerance	Anal	2006	3	DRO
Ass Parade 26	Bang Productions		2010		DR
Ass Squirts 1	Extreme Associates	Facial	2007	3
Ass Worship 11	Jules Jordan Video	Anal DP A2M Creampie	2009	10	DRO
Babes Illustrated 18	Metro	LezOnly	2008	2	DRO
Bar Bizarre	New Twist Productions	NonSex	1996
Barbie Wire: A Dyke With An Attitude	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1997
Before They Were Stars	Overboard Video		2007		DRO
Best Day Ever	Wicked Pictures		2012		DRO
Best in XXX	Wicked Pictures		2014		D
Best of Bosom Buddies 1	Score	LezOnly	2003	2	DRO
Best of Girlvana	Zero Tolerance	LezOnly	2013	2	DRO
Best of Gregory Dark	Evil Angel		2003	3	DRO
Best of Seasoned Players	Tom Byron Pictures		2009	2	DRO
Best Of Teagan And Alexis	Adam & Eve	LezOnly	2013		DRO
Big Ass Anal Wreckage 2	West Coast Productions		2012		DRO
Big Ass White Girls 1	Black Ice	Facial IR	2009		DRO
Big Bad Breasts Of Zina	Napali Video	NonSex	1995		O
Big Boob Addicts	3rd Degree		2011	3	DRO
Big Bust Fantasies	Napali Video	MastOnly	1994		O
Big Butt Oil Orgy 1	3rd Degree	Facial	2009	5	DRO
Big Butts Like It Big 14	Brazzers	Anal Facial DP	2013	1	DR
Big Butts Like It Big 8	Brazzers	Anal	2011		DR
Big Tit Centerfolds 1	Evil Angel		2013	2	DRO
Big Tit Fanatic 2	Elegant Angel	IR	2013	7	DRO
Big Tit Fixation 2	Pleasure Productions		2010	3	DRO
Big Tit Mother Fuckers 1	Diabolic Video		2010	2	DRO
Big Tits at School 12	Brazzers	Facial	2011	5	DR
Big Tits at School 18	Brazzers	Anal Facial DP IR	2013	1	DR
Big Titty Time	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2012	3	DRO
Big Wet Asses 14	Elegant Angel	Anal Facial	2008	5	DRO
Big Wet Butts 11	Brazzers	Anal Facial	2013		DR
Big Wet Butts 6	Brazzers	Anal Facial	2012	1	DR
Big Wet Tits 11	Elegant Angel		2012	5	DRO
Big White Tits Big Black Dicks	Leisure Time Entertainment	IR	2004		R
Bitch Confessions 4: MILF Edition	Cum Louder		2014		O
Black Owned 1	Jules Jordan Video	Facial IR	2006	6	DRO
Blasted	Zero Tolerance		2012	1	DRO
Blow Me Sandwich 13	Zero Tolerance	BJOnly Facial CumSwap	2008	1	DRO
Blown Away 3	Zero Tolerance	BJOnly Facial	2010	1	DRO
Boardroom MILFS	BlueCity Pictures		2013		DRO
Boob Bangers 6	Evil Angel		2009	7	DRO
Boobwatch	Wicked Pictures		2011	6	DRO
Booty Bombs	Zero Tolerance		2012	2	DRO
Booty Pageant	Wicked Pictures	Anal	2013	1	DRO
Booty Smashed	Exquisite	Facial	2012		DRO
Bosom Buddies 1	Score	LezOnly	1995
Bossy MILFs 6	Hustler Video	Facial	2010	2	DRO
Bra Busters 1	Jules Jordan Video		2010	4	DRO
Bra Bustin and Deep Thrustin	Pure Play Media		2006	2	DR
Brazzers Fan's Choice 200th DVD	Brazzers	Anal Facial	2013	3	D
Breast in Class 2: Counterfeit Racks	Jules Jordan Video	Anal IR	2011	7	DRO
Breast of All Time	3rd Degree		2009		DO
Brother Load 1	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial IR	2009	3	DRO
Bubble Butt Mothers 1	Evasive Angles		2006	3	DRO
Bush Bangers 2	Zero Tolerance		2014		DRO
Busty Anal Sluts	Evil Angel		2014	1	DRO
Busty Cops	Wicked Pictures		2012	1	DRO
Busty House Calls	Wicked Pictures		2010	3	DRO
Busty Housewives 4	Elegant Angel	Facial	2010	4	DRO
Busty Invaders From Mars	Wicked Pictures		2012	3	DRO
Busty Waitresses	Elegant Angel	Facial	2009	6	DRO
Butts 101	Wicked Pictures	Anal	2011	3	DRO
Camp Cougar: Teaching Kittens	Wicked Pictures		2013		DRO
CFNM	Brazzers		2014	1	DRO
Cheating Housewives 3	Smash Pictures	Facial	2006	13	DRO
Chyna is Queen of the Ring	Vivid	LezOnly	2012	4	DRO
Cinesex 2	Metro		1995		RO
Class Ass	Suze Randall	IR	2012		D
Come And Bang My Wife 4	Fallout Films		2014		DR
Come to Momma 2	3rd Degree	Facial	2008	2	DRO
Cougar 101	Wicked Pictures	Facial	2009	3	DRO
Cougar Claws	O Gee Studios	IR	2012		DRO
Cougar Club 1	3rd Degree		2008	3	DRO
Cougar Hunter	Wicked Pictures	Facial	2009	4	DRO
Cougar Street	Digital Playground		2010	2	DRO
Cougarland	Wicked Pictures	DVDOnly	2012	1	DRO
Cougar's Prey 1	Mile High		2009		DRO
Count Rackula	Wicked Pictures		2009		DRO
Country Club Cougars	Wicked Pictures		2010	5	DRO
Couples Camp 2	Wicked Pictures	LezOnly	2012		DRO
Cover Girls	Vince Vouyer Unleashed		2011	4	DRO
Crazy 4 Cougars	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2009	3	DRO
Cruel MILF	Evil Angel	Facial	2011		DRO
Cum Buckets 8	Elegant Angel	Facial	2008		DRO
Cumgasm 2	Juicy Entertainment		2013		DRO
Cumstains 10	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2009	2	DRO
Danni's Wet Adventures	danni.com	NonSex	2003		O
Dark Knights in the Ivory Palace	Executive Video		1999
Dark Matter	Wicked Pictures	IR	2014		DRO
Deep Anal Drilling 4	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M	2012	4	DRO
Deep Inside Amy Fisher	Dream Zone Entertainment	LezOnly	2010	2	DRO
Delicate Beauty	Abigail Productions	LezOnly	2010	1	DRO
Desperate House MILFs 1	1st Strike		2006	1	DRO
Desperate Mothers and Wives 4	Evasive Angles	Facial IR	2006	2	DRO
Devil's Gang Bang: Lisa Ann Vs. Chanel Preston	Devil's Film	Anal Facial DP IR	2013	4	DO
Diary of a MILF 4	Pure Play Media	Facial	2006	1	DR
Dinner Party 2	Adam & Eve	LezOnly	1996	7	DRO
Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 23	Flying Leap Productions	NonSex	1995
Dirty Bob's Xcellent Adventures 29	Flying Leap Productions	NonSex	1997	1
Dirty Love	Adam & Eve		2006	4	DRO
Dirty Over 30 2	3rd Degree	Facial	2008	2	DRO
Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 4	Jules Jordan Video	Facial IR	2010	6	DRO
Dirty Western 2: Smokin' Guns	Metro	Facial Bald	1995	3	DRO
Doctor Adventures.com 16	Brazzers	Facial	2013		DR
Doctor Milf	Pink Velvet	Facial IR	2014	2	DRO
Doll House	Metro		1995	4	DRO
Doll House 5	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2009	1	DRO
Dorm Invasion 9	Bang Productions		2014		DR
Double D Cup Cougars	Mercenary Pictures	IR	2011		DRO
Double Decker Sandwich 8	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2006	3	DRO
Double D's and Derrieres 1	Gina Lynn Productions	Facial Swallow	2006	1	DRO
DP Domination	Elegant Angel		2014		DRO
Dreamgirlz 2	3rd Degree	Facial CumSwap	2009	3	DRO
Dresden Diary 16	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1996
Dresden Diary 17	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1996		O
Entangled	Klimaxxx Productions	Facial IR	1995		O
Enticing And Experienced	Tom Byron Pictures		2013		DRO
Erotic Stories: Lovers and Cheaters 3	New Sensations		2009	2	DRO
Everybody Loves Big Boobies 8	Adam & Eve		2013		DRO
Facial Overload 2	Evil Angel	BJOnly Facial	2012	1	DRO
Family Matters	Digital Playground		2010	5	DRO
Feeding Frenzy 11	Jules Jordan Video	BJOnly Facial Swallow	2013	5	DRO
Femme Core	Adam & Eve	LezOnly	2010	7	DRO
Filthy 1	3rd Degree	Facial	2006	3	DRO
Fireside Delight	Latent Image	MastOnly	1995
Fishnets 4	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2006	3	DRO
Flesh	Evil Angel	Facial	1996	1	DRO
Flesh Fantasy	Kim Chambers Productions		2007		RO
Flesh For Fantasy	Metro	Facial Bald	1994	2	DRO
Fly Girls	Digital Playground	Facial	2010	4	DRO
Flying Solo 2	Zero Tolerance	MastOnly	2009		DRO
Flynt Vault 1	Hustler Video		2010		DRO
Friends And Family 1	Smash Pictures	LezOnly	2010	5	DRO
Fuck Flick	Hush Hush Entertainment		2012		DR
Fuck My Mom and Me 20	Lethal Hardcore		2014		DRO
Gag On My Cock 3	My XXX Pass		2014		DRO
Gangbanged 1	Elegant Angel	Anal DP IR	2011	5	DRO
Getting Levi's Johnson	Jet Set Productions	NonSex	2010		DRO
Girls of Bang Bros 13: Lisa Ann	Bang Productions		2012		DR
Girls of Bang Bros 18: Diamond Kitty	Bang Productions		2013		DR
Girlvana 4	Zero Tolerance	LezOnly	2008	4	DRO
Go Big Or Go Home	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2010	1	DRO
Golden Globes 1	Zero Tolerance		2009	3	DRO
Got Milf	Devil's Film		2014		DRO
Got MILFs	Evolution Erotica		2013		DRO
Guide to Eating Out	Wicked Pictures	LezOnly	2005		DRO
Gush	Sin City	LezOnly	2006	4	DRO
Hand to Mouth 4	3rd Degree	BJOnly Facial	2006	2	DRO
Head Case 5	3rd Degree	BJOnly Facial	2009	2	DRO
Heavenly Yours	Metro	Bald	1995	3
Here Cums the President	Good Night Media	BJOnly Facial	2011	3	DR
Hit That Ole Bitch	Evasive Angles	Facial IR	2008		DRO
Hollywood Heartbreakers 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal	2012	4	DRO
Hollywood's Nailin Palin	Hustler Video	Anal Facial IR	2010	4	DRO
Hot and Mean 8	Brazzers	LezOnly	2013	1	DR
Hot White Mommies	Onyx	IR	2013		DRO
House On Paradise Beach	Blue Coyote Pictures	Facial	1996	1
Housewife 1 on 1 3	Pure Play Media	Facial	2006		DR
I Need To Be Alone	Hustler Video	MastOnly	2012		DRO
I'm Craving Black Cock	Hustler Video	Anal Facial IR	2011		DRO
I'm Dreaming Of Genie 2	Venom Digital Media	Facial	2010	2	DRO
I'm Gonna Bang Your Mother	Brazzers		2014	1	DR
In the Butt 4	Naughty America	Anal	2010	2	DR
In the Butt 9	Pure Play Media	Anal	2011	1	DR
Indulging in Lust	Wicked Pictures		2008	3	DRO
Interactive Sex with Lisa Ann	Zero Tolerance	Anal	2009	3	DR
Interactive Sex: Lisa Ann	Zero Tolerance		2009		O
Internal Damnation 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Squirt A2M Creampie	2008	5	DRO
Internal Investigation	Jules Jordan Video	Creampie	2012	3	DRO
Intimate Touch 1	Metro	MastOnly	2009	1	DRO
It's a Mommy Thing 3	Elegant Angel	Facial	2008	5	DRO
It's a Mommy Thing 6	Elegant Angel	Facial	2012	3	DRO
Juggernauts	Naughty Sinner		2013		DO
Juicy Juggs	Defiance Films	Facial	2006		DRO
Jules Jordan's Ass Stretchers POV 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M	2010	4	DRO
Kittens and Cougars 2	Zero Tolerance	LezOnly	2010	1	DRO
Legends and Starlets 2	Mile High	LezOnly	2010		DRO
Legends of the Game	Silverback Entertainment	Facial IR	2009		DO
Leisure Suit Ralphy XXX: A Hardcore Game Parody	Mike Hunt Inc.		2012		D
Lesbian Anal POV 2	Evil Angel	LezOnly	2013	1	DRO
Lesbian Hospital 2	Girlfriends Films	LezOnly	2009	5	DRO
Lesbian Tear Jerkers	Girlfriends Films	LezOnly	2014	1	DR
Letterman's Nailin Palin	Hustler Video	Facial Clip IR	2009		DRO
Lex is a Motherfucker	Evil Angel	Anal Facial IR	2013	2	DRO
Lex The Impaler 4	Jules Jordan Video	Facial IR	2008	7	DRO
Lex vs. Lisa Ann	Evil Angel	Anal Facial DP IR	2013	2	DRO
Lick It Up 3	3rd Degree		2006	2	DRO
Lisa Ann 2	Pure Play Media	Anal Facial	2012	1	DR
Lisa Ann Fantasy Girl	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial Swallow IR	2012	4	DRO
Lisa Ann Lesbian Milf Adventures: Mommy Needs Pussy Too	X Digital Media	LezOnly	2012		O
Lisa Ann Loves Girls	Jules Jordan Video	LezOnly	2014	4	DRO
Lisa Ann Loves Girls 2	Jules Jordan Video	LezOnly	2014	1	DR
Lisa Ann Vs. Julia Ann	Jules Jordan Video		2012	2	DRO
Lisa Ann: Big Tit MILFs Crave Black Cock	X Digital Media	IR	2012		O
Lisa Ann: Can't Say No	Wicked Pictures	Anal Facial DP IR	2012	3	DRO
Lisa Ann: Dance	Southern Shore	NonSex	1994
Lisa Ann: Lotion and Lace	Southern Shore	NonSex	1994
Lisa Ann: MILF Trainer	Hustler Video	Facial IR	2009	3	DRO
Lisa Ann: Photo	Southern Shore	NonSex	1994
Lisa Ann's Anal Nightmare	West Coast Productions	Anal DP IR	2013		DRO
Lisa Ann's Bases Loaded	Justin Slayer International	Anal Facial DP IR	2009	2	DRO
Lisa Ann's Black Out 1	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial DP Swallow Creampie IR	2013	4	DRO
Lisa Ann's Black Out 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial DP IR	2014	3	DRO
Lisa Ann's Foot Tease 1	JB Video	NonSex	1995
Lisa Ann's Foot Tease 2	JB Video	NonSex	1996
Lisa Ann's Hung XXX	Justin Slayer International	Anal IR	2009		DRO
Lisa Ann's Sexual Divas	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial CumSwap Swallow A2M	2013	2	DRO
Lisa Ann's Stocking Tease	JB Video	MastOnly	1996
Little Red Riding Hood	Metro		1995
Love and Marriage	Digital Playground	Facial	2010	2	DRO
Loving You Always	Metro	Bald	1995
Lust Bite	Brazzers	Facial	2011	1	DR
Mandingo Massacre 1	Jules Jordan Video	Facial IR	2011	7	DRO
Mandingo Massacre 7	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M IR	2013	5	DRO
Mandingo: Hide Your Wives	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial A2M IR	2011	5	DRO
Massage Creep 9	Pulse Distribution	Facial	2013	1	DRO
Massive Facials 2	Elegant Angel	BJOnly Facial IR	2010	6	DRO
Masturbation Nation 9	Tom Byron Pictures	MastOnly	2010	2	DRO
Mayhem Explosions 6	Mayhem		2007	1	DO
Meat Your Teacher	Evolution Erotica		2010	3	DRO
Meet the Twins 8	Newport Distributing	Facial	2007		DRO
MILF Blown 3	Exquisite		2011		DRO
MILF Bone 1	Diabolic Video	Facial	2007	2	DRO
MILF Explosion	CW Wow Productions		2013		O
MILF Fantasies	Elegant Angel		2014		DRO
MILF Hunter 4	Reality Kings	Facial	2007	1	DRO
MILF Hunter 5	Reality Kings		2008		DRO
MILF Kabob	Seymore Butts	Anal IR	2012		DRO
MILF Legends 2	Pure Play Media	IR	2009	1	DR
MILF Legends 3	Pure Play Media		2010	1	DR
MILF Madness (II)	Hustler Video		2013
MILF Madness 2	Zero Tolerance		2009		DRO
MILF Magnet 2	Mercenary Pictures	IR	2008		DRO
MILF Mania	Reality Kings		2014		DRO
MILF Mania	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2012	1	DRO
MILF Memoirs	New Sensations	Facial	2010	3	DR
MILF Revolution	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial DP CumSwap Creampie	2013	2	DRO
Milf Revolution 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial DP	2014	3	DRO
Milf Seductions 1	Pulse Distribution	LezOnly	2012		D
MILF Slam	Black Market Entertainment	IR	2012		DRO
MILF Soup 27	Bang Productions		2013		DR
MILF Soup 32	Bang Productions		2014		DR
MILF Squad	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2009	1	D
MILF Squirters 2	Devil's Film		2006	1	DRO
MILF Thing 7	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial	2011	4	DRO
MILF Wars: Julia Ann vs Lisa Ann	3rd Degree	Facial	2009	1	DRO
MILF Worship 10	Exquisite	Facial	2010		DRO
Milflicious	Digital Playground	Facial	2010	3	DRO
MILF-O-Licious	Vouyer Media	LezOnly	2012		DRO
MILFs Anal Addiction	Evil Angel	Anal	2013	2	DRO
MILFs Go Black for More	Jules Jordan Video	Anal IR	2014	2	DRO
MILFs Illustrated 1	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2013	2	DRO
MILFS Illustrated 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial	2014	2	DRO
MILFs Like It Big 1	Brazzers	Facial	2008	3	DR
MILFs Like It Big 17	Brazzers	Anal A2M	2014	1	DR
MILFs Like It Big 3	Brazzers	CumSwap	2009	2	DR
MILFs Like It Big 5	Brazzers	Anal Facial Swallow A2M	2009	4	DR
MILFs Seeking Boys 3	Reality Junkies		2012	3	DRO
Mixed-up Marriage	Metro	Facial Bald	1995	2
Molina	Klimaxxx Productions	Facial	1996		O
Momma Knows Best 1	Red Light District	Facial	2006	6	DRO
Mommies Gone Bad	Wicked Pictures		2011	1	DRO
Mommy Blows Best 2	Overboard Video		2009		DRO
Mommy Dearest	Diabolic Video		2014		DRO
Mommy Got Boobs 5	Brazzers	Facial	2009	5	DR
Mommy Got Boobs 8	Brazzers		2010	3	DR
Mommy's All Alone	Twistys	MastOnly	2011		D
Mommy's Dearest	Howielou Productions		2013		DRO
Moms a Cheater 6	Incredible Digital	Facial Swallow IR	2009		DRO
Mom's Cuckold 13	Mile High	IR	2013	3	DRO
Moms Fuck Best	Mile High		2012		DRO
More MILF Please	Hustler Video	Facial IR	2009		DRO
More Than A Handful 5	Metro		1995	1	DRO
Mother Load 1	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2006	3	DRO
Mother Suckers 1	3rd Degree	BJOnly Facial	2009	2	DRO
Mothers and Daughters	Digital Playground		2012	3	DRO
Mothers That Please	Zero Tolerance		2014	2	DRO
Mrs. Demeanor	Digital Playground	Facial	2009	2	DRO
My Daughter's Boyfriend 4	Mile High		2011		DRO
My First MILF 2	Adam & Eve		2010	3	DRO
My First Sex Teacher 20	Pure Play Media		2010		DR
My First Sex Teacher 24	Pure Play Media		2011	1	DR
My First Sex Teacher 38	Pure Play Media		2013	2	DR
My First Sex Teacher 4	Pure Play Media	Facial	2006	3	DR
My Friend's Hot Girl 6	Pure Play Media		2013	3	DR
My Friend's Hot Mom 15	Pure Play Media	Facial Swallow IR	2008	2	DR
My Friend's Hot Mom 38	Pure Play Media	Facial	2013	2	DR
My Mommy Loves Anal 2	Evolution Erotica		2012		DRO
My Mom's A Slut	Diabolic Video		2013		DRO
My Mother's Dirty Secrets	Evasive Angles		2013		DRO
My Sister's Hot Friend 37	Pure Play Media		2014	1	DR
Nacho Invades America 2	Jules Jordan Video	Anal Facial	2012	3	DRO
Naughty America: 4 Her 5	Pure Play Media		2009	2	DR
Naughty America: 4 Her 6	Pure Play Media		2009		DR
Naughty MILFS In Stockings	Pure Play Media		2013	1	DR
Naughty Neighbors 2	Mile High		2010		DRO
Neighbor Affair 1	Pure Play Media		2006	2	DR
Neighbor Affair 13	Pure Play Media	Anal	2011	1	DR
New Dad in Town	Digital Playground		2011	1	DRO
Nice Girls Love Black Dick	Hustler Video	Anal Facial IR	2013	1	DRO
No Man's Land MILF Edition 3	Metro	LezOnly	2009		DRO
No Tell Motel	Metro	Facial	1995	1	DRO
Obama Is Nailin Palin	Hustler Video	Facial	2009	2	DRO
Obedient Slaves of the Wild West	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1997
Obedient Slaves of the Wild West 2	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1997
Official Jersey Shore Parody	Zero Tolerance		2010	4	DRO
Ogling in the Office	Brazzers Network		2013
Oil Overload 2	Jules Jordan Video	Squirt	2008	7	DRO
Orgies	3rd Degree		2014		DRO
Outnumbered 5	Jules Jordan Video		2010	4	DRO
Panty Thieves	Wicked Pictures		2012		DRO
Pearl Necklaces	Evil Angel		2014	3	DRO
Phat Ass Tits 4	Metro		2007	1	DRO
Phat Ass White Girls 1: P.A.W.G.	Jules Jordan Video	Anal A2M	2013	2	DRO
Poolside Pussy	Hustler Video	Bald MastOnly	2012	1	DRO
Porn Fidelity 5	Juicy Entertainment	Facial	2006		DRO
Porn Legacy	3rd Degree		2012	1	DRO
Pornstar Spa	Bang Productions		2012		DR
Pornstars Punishment 5	Brazzers	Anal Facial A2M	2012		DR
POV Centerfolds 4	Zero Tolerance		2007	1	DRO
POV Jugg Fuckers 5	Evil Angel		2013	2	DRO
PPV-442: Lisa Ann	Playtime Promotions	NonSex	1998		O
Pretty Dirty 2 (II)	Pornstar Empire	IR	2012	1	DRO
Private Performance 1: Lisa Ann	Jim Sayler Productions	MastOnly	1997
Promotions Company 1444: Lisa Ann	Promotions Company Video	MastOnly	1998
Pure MILF 2	Digital Sin	Anal	2013	2	DRO
Pure MILF 6	Pure Passion		2014		DRO
Pussy Hunt 24	Leisure Time Entertainment	Facial Clip IR	1996
Pussy N Politics	Hustler Video	IR	2011		DRO
Pussy Treasure	Sin City	LezOnly	2007		DRO
Pussyman Auditions 16	Snatch Productions	Facial IR	1996		DR
Rack 'em Up	Exquisite	Facial	2009		DRO
Real Porn Stars of Chatsworth	Penthouse	IR	2011	2	DR
Real Wife Stories 14	Brazzers		2012	2	DR
Real Wife Stories 18	Brazzers		2014	1	DR
Real Wife Stories 3	Brazzers	Facial	2009	5	DR
Ripe and Ready MILFs	VCA	Facial	2006	1	DRO
Roxanne Hall Tamed And Trained	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1998
Runaway	Vivid	Anal	2011	4	DRO
Sarah's Going Rogue	Hustler Video		2010		DRO
Say Hi to Your Mother for Me	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2010	2	DRO
School Of MILF	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2013	3	DRO
School of MILF 2: the Education of Belle Knox	Jules Jordan Video		2014	3	DR
Seasoned Players 11	Evolution Erotica	Facial IR	2009	1	DRO
Seasoned Players 4	Evolution Erotica	Facial	2008	3	DRO
Seduced by a Cougar 25	Pure Play Media		2013	1	DR
Seduced By a Cougar 31	Pure Play Media		2014	1	DR
Sex and Submission 7200	Kink.com		2009		O
Sex Whisperer	Spice Studios		2006		DRO
She Can Take All 13 Inches	Hustler Video		2012		DRO
She's the Boss 1	Elegant Angel	Facial	2009	5	DRO
Shorty Iz Fuckin Yo Mama 4	Black Market Entertainment	IR	2009		DRO
Sin Asylum	Metro	Bald	1995	3	DO
Sinful Fantasies	New Sensations		2010
Sinister MILFs 9	Sinister TV		2013
Skin Hunger	Metro	Facial Bald	1995	1
Slut Diaries	Digital Sin	Facial	2006	2	DRO
Squirt City Sluts 2	Devil's Film		2013		DRO
Starstruck 2	Evil Angel	Facial	2011	1	DRO
Stepmother 3: Trophy Wife	Mile High		2010		DRO
Sugar Mommas	Digital Playground		2014	1	DRO
Summer Dream	Brand Danger	MastOnly	2014		O
Super Anal Cougars 1	West Coast Productions	Anal IR	2011	3	DRO
SuperMilfs	Exile Distribution		2013
Superstar MILFs	Adam & Eve		2009	3	DRO
Superstar Showdown 5: Lisa Ann vs. Francesca Le	Vouyer Media		2011	1	DRO
Superstars (II)	Adam & Eve	Facial	2012
Take It Up Your Ass MILF 2	Justin Slayer International	Anal IR	2011		DRO
Teach Me 1	Elegant Angel	LezOnly	2011	5	DRO
Teach Me 3	Elegant Angel	LezOnly DVDOnly Clip	2013	1	DRO
Teachers	Digital Playground	Facial	2009	8	DRO
Teen Mother Fuckers 2	Vouyer Media	LezOnly	2010	4	DRO
There's Something About Lisa Ann	3rd Degree		2013	1	DRO
This Butt's 4 U 2	Jules Jordan Video	Facial	2006	3	DRO
Throat Assassins	Zero Tolerance		2014		DRO
Tiger Tamer	Mercenary Pictures	IR	2009	1	DRO
Tits A Wonderful Life	Metro		1994	1	DRO
Tits Ahoy 3	3rd Degree	Facial	2006	2	DRO
Titty Creampies 4	Evil Angel		2013	1	DRO
TMSleaze	3rd Degree	NonSex	2009	4	DRO
Tonight's Girlfriend 12	Pure Play Media		2013	3	DR
Tonight's Girlfriend 25	Pure Play Media		2014	2	DR
Tonight's Girlfriend 28	Pure Play Media		2014	1	DR
Top Shelf 2	Diabolic Video		2010	2	DRO
Top Supersluts of the Web	Hustler Video		2012		DRO
Top Ten	3rd Degree		2008		DRO
Top Wet Girls 7	Evil Angel	LezOnly	2010	2	DRO
Trained By Payne	New Twist Productions	NonSex	1995
Triple Mania	Pornstar Empire	LezOnly	2013	1	DRO
Triple X 12	Private	NonSex	1996	2	O
Tug Jobs 36	Bang Productions		2014		DR
U.S. Sluts 2	Jules Jordan Video		2011	2	DRO
Udderly Delicious	Wicked Pictures		2014		DRO
Uh Oh, That's My Cheerio	Hustler Video		2014		DRO
Ultimate Fantasy	Metro	Facial	1996	1	DO
Under the Covers	Adam & Eve		2007	3	DRO
Virtual Lap Dancers 2	danni.com	NonSex	2005	1	DO
Visitor	Vivid	LezOnly	2006		DRO
Waterworld 4: History of the Enema	Bizarre Video	NonSex	1997
Wealth and Deception	FyreTV	Anal Facial	2011	2	O
Wet 1	Abigail Productions	LezOnly	2009		DRO
Wet Dreams Cum True 5	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2006	5	DRO
Wetter The Better 3	3rd Degree	Facial	2006	1	DRO
What A Rack 2	Diabolic Video		2013		DRO
Whatever It Takes	Wicked Pictures	LezOnly	2010	6	DRO
When Ginger Met Nina: Girls' Night Out	Triangle Films	LezOnly	2009		DRO
While The Men Are Away	Aura Productions	LezOnly	2014		DR
White Bubble Butt Sluts 2	Black Ice	Facial IR	2006	1	DRO
White House Orgy	Hustler Video	Facial IR	2014		DRO
White Mommas 1	Elegant Angel	Anal Facial IR	2009	6	DRO
Whiteroom 2	Porn Fidelity	Facial	2013	1	DRO
Whitie Likes It Dark 2	Pornstar Empire	IR	2014	1	DRO
Who's Nailin Palin 2	Hustler Video		2011	3	DRO
Who's Nailin Paylin	Hustler Video	Facial IR	2008	4	DRO
Who's Your Momma 1	Mayhem	Facial	2006	3	DO
Wicked Web	Wicked Pictures	Facial	1996	8	DRO
World's Greatest Moms	Reality Kings		2014	1	DR
Xtra 8	Score		2003		DRO
XXX Avengers	Wicked Pictures		2011	4	DRO
Yeah I Fucked Your Mother	Zero Tolerance		2009		DRO
Yeah I Fucked Your Mother 2	Zero Tolerance		2011		DRO
You're Nailin Palin Interactive	Hustler Video	Anal Facial	2009	5	DR
You've Got a Mother Thing Cumming 2	Zero Tolerance	Facial	2008	1	DRO

Pretty impressive right? I mean "Who's Nailin Paylin?" was a cult classic and led Lisa Ann right into the porn star HOF. After researching more about this story, it seems that Michael Del Zotto bugs Lisa Ann incessantly for sex and women. I mean, the scoring joke is too easy here.

I brought up MDZ's charity work before dropping this bomb to show that MDZ isn't a complete del zaster. He just enjoys annoying porn stars for sexual gratification. Not a crime, and it certainly isn't the worst thing an athlete has ever done. It's just hilarious that it's him.

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